Did you know: In Japan, beans are sentient, dispense trivia and ruin your day?

I’m glad someone uploaded it.

lindsayrobertson:

joereid:

ohheybill:

A friend told me today that he saw a movie at Cobble Hill Cinemas and we immediately spent 5 minutes discussing the intro video there which is literally my favorite thing ever and I once bootlegged it and put it on youtube.

*edit: I noticed that someone else had bootlegged it and put it on youtube and investigated a little and realized it was SOMEONE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH and now I feel a lot of things.

No, seriously. I basically spent my whole first year in New York telling people about this pre-roll. No smoking! No pagers! At least three Pepsi logos ago! It’s the best thing and I hope it never changes.

I love Cobble Hill Cinemas so much. It was my first favorite place in New York. (Also: the movie scene paintings inside and outside the building!)

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Appeal to all Community fans:

NBC’s upfronts are close, and our show is in desperate need of another season.

The ratings aren’t that good and the these two weeks are crucial to the fate of the show, unless NBC already made a decision (which is entirely possible): upfronts are on May 15th, while the last three episodes of this season will air on May 17th. They’ll not count for the decision and therefore we MUST pull good ratings during this and next week.

Watch the show live, tell your friends to watch the show live, find a unicorn, make sure that this season isn’t the last one for the Greendale Seven. Let them graduate!

(Source: paradigms-of-a-time-lord-memory)

The online dating profile Barney made

The online dating profile Barney made

tallwhitney:

Look at this photo from the upcoming Comedy Awards. 

tallwhitney:

Look at this photo from the upcoming Comedy Awards. 

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90s90s90s:

If I were rich I’d pay him to sing this when I woke up every May 1st. Also to make me breakfast, since come on I paid a lot of money for that shit.

(Source: 90s90s90s)

Thursday’s live 30 Rock proves that NBC should cut SNL to 30 minutes and have each episode revolve around a loose theme instead of an unfunny celebrity host like SCTV did.

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$20,000 Pyramid. Originally aired: December 15, 1978.

The NY audience is not very pleased with David Letterman’s latest fashion statement.

Dick Clark almost died way back in ‘78. (The Dodgers and Yankees played each other in the World Series that year. Ditto the year before. Yankees won both times.)

(Source: fuckyeahdavidletterman)