Yay Sarcasm

ivyarchive: Four for you, Michael Ginsburg! You go, Michael...

Mon, 28 May 2012 05:10:00 -0400

ivyarchive:

Four for you, Michael Ginsburg! You go, Michael Ginsburg.

She looks sad. Throw some money at her.

UPDATE: Peggy wore that outfit when she claimed to be PIZZA HOUSE

wadeboggscarpetworld: SNL….Goodbye Kristen!

Sun, 20 May 2012 01:16:14 -0400

wadeboggscarpetworld:

SNL….Goodbye Kristen!

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Sat, 19 May 2012 19:23:49 -0400

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Sat, 19 May 2012 19:21:07 -0400

lonelydork: hallekiefer: warrennotg: Manager: “Ma’am, who is...

Thu, 17 May 2012 13:40:39 -0400

lonelydork:

hallekiefer:

warrennotg:

Manager: “Ma’am, who is this queen of Disco?”

Customer: “Uh, Donna Summer?”

Nadine: “Now how do her name appear in a phone book?”

Customer: “Summer, Donna?”

Nadine: “Stretch it out now. Stretch it out”

Customer: “Summmma Donnnnna?”

Manager: “Loud and clear, now.”

Customer: “Summmmmmma Dooonnnnnaaa?”

Manager and Nadine: “Summma Donnnaa! That’s right. SIMMER DOWN NOW! That’s it, now get!”

Personally, I can’t think of a better way to be memorialized

RIP.

“Let’s have an eightway with my six hottest stripper...

Tue, 15 May 2012 04:39:44 -0400

“Let’s have an eightway with my six hottest stripper friends. But I forbid you from filming it with your overhead camera that zooms in on whoever is the loudest.”

Video

Sun, 13 May 2012 23:54:35 -0400

[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]

One about to be canceled show got a mention on another about to...

Wed, 09 May 2012 05:20:00 -0400

One about to be canceled show got a mention on another about to be canceled show last night.

Maybe the reason why Cheers did so poorly in the ratings its...

Tue, 08 May 2012 20:06:00 -0400

Maybe the reason why Cheers did so poorly in the ratings its first season was because this show was its lead-in?

ivyarchive: “PIZZA HOUSE!”

Mon, 07 May 2012 02:09:40 -0400

ivyarchive:

“PIZZA HOUSE!”

Did you know: In Japan, beans are sentient, dispense trivia and...

Sun, 06 May 2012 01:28:20 -0400

Did you know: In Japan, beans are sentient, dispense trivia and ruin your day?

I’m glad someone uploaded it....

Fri, 04 May 2012 14:30:10 -0400

I’m glad someone uploaded it.

lindsayrobertson:

joereid:

ohheybill:

A friend told me today that he saw a movie at Cobble Hill Cinemas and we immediately spent 5 minutes discussing the intro video there which is literally my favorite thing ever and I once bootlegged it and put it on youtube.

*edit: I noticed that someone else had bootlegged it and put it on youtube and investigated a little and realized it was SOMEONE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH and now I feel a lot of things.

No, seriously. I basically spent my whole first year in New York telling people about this pre-roll. No smoking! No pagers! At least three Pepsi logos ago! It’s the best thing and I hope it never changes.

I love Cobble Hill Cinemas so much. It was my first favorite place in New York. (Also: the movie scene paintings inside and outside the building!)

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Fri, 04 May 2012 01:16:35 -0400

Appeal to all Community fans:

Thu, 03 May 2012 19:01:37 -0400

Appeal to all Community fans::

NBC’s upfronts are close, and our show is in desperate need of another season.

The ratings aren’t that good and the these two weeks are crucial to the fate of the show, unless NBC already made a decision (which is entirely possible): upfronts are on May 15th, while the last three episodes of this season will air on May 17th. They’ll not count for the decision and therefore we MUST pull good ratings during this and next week.

Watch the show live, tell your friends to watch the show live, find a unicorn, make sure that this season isn’t the last one for the Greendale Seven. Let them graduate!

The online dating profile Barney made

Tue, 01 May 2012 01:19:00 -0400

The online dating profile Barney made

Ahahahaha From 2002 (SI Vault)

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:58:00 -0400

Ahahahaha

From 2002

(SI Vault)

tallwhitney: Look at this photo from the upcoming Comedy...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 14:16:05 -0400

tallwhitney:

Look at this photo from the upcoming Comedy Awards.

90s90s90s: If I were rich I’d pay him to sing this when...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 01:11:00 -0400

90s90s90s:

If I were rich I’d pay him to sing this when I woke up every May 1st. Also to make me breakfast, since come on I paid a lot of money for that shit.

Thursday’s live 30 Rock proves that NBC should cut SNL to...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 17:32:46 -0400

Thursday’s live 30 Rock proves that NBC should cut SNL to 30 minutes and have each episode revolve around a loose theme instead of an unfunny celebrity host like SCTV did.

$20,000 Pyramid. Originally aired: December 15, 1978.The NY...

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 04:27:30 -0400

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$20,000 Pyramid. Originally aired: December 15, 1978.

The NY audience is not very pleased with David Letterman’s latest fashion statement.

Dick Clark almost died way back in ‘78. (The Dodgers and Yankees played each other in the World Series that year. Ditto the year before. Yankees won both times.)